I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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