what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize