Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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