If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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