is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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