i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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