It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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