your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
