We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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