I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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