Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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