Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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