may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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