just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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