When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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