you would pick up someone in the library
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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