Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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