just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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