It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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