I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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