what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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