Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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