Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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