i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize