i don't like sucking hair
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
