**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I understand Curling. That high.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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