return my video game
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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