put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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