Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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