I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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