weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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