just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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