sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is my gift to your gina
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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