Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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