I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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