I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
