: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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