Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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