Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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