i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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