i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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