that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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