We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
