i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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