This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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