I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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