i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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