so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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