i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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