I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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