Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She bit a glass in half.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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