well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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