Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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