I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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